It's okay to be a monster...
Things can get so serious. People can get locked into stoic moods, and those moods can spill over into the ambience and reputation of a business. So, why not have some fun? It's okay to get a little out of character and get a little crazy, espeically on Halloween.
I'm hearing about all of these businesses across the nation which are putting up Halloween decorations or even using their tunnels as a makeshift tunnel of terror. How great.
Maybe you, too, can do the same. Wear a mask. Put something on your sign that says something like: Is your car so dirty it's scary? Or: Is your car scaring other drivers?
While we are on the subject of Halloween, here's a picture of me dressed as a bat. I was 5 years old at the time.